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This section contains general information about each band member. Anything you ever wanted to know about the Rusty Zippers, you'll find right here.
 


Back Row, Left to Right: Ray Manis, Denis "A-Force" Agniel, Mickie Summers;
Front Row, Left to Right: Stan "G-Force" Waaaaaaahh!!!, Sean "Thriller" Diller


Full Name: Michael Joseph Summers
Band Position: Bass/Drummer
Marital Status: Single
Location: Malta Bend, MO
Date Of Birth: May 23, 1985
Weight: 190
Height: 5'10
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Constantly changing
Hobbies: Playing bass and playing video games
Likes: Electronics, interesting conversations, and girls
Dislikes: People who want to fight for no reason
Turn-ons: Sexy stomachs and nice teeth
Turn-offs: Military uniforms and annoying laughs
Last Words: MMMMmmmm, Nuttn'!
Email:  mick@iland.net



Full Name: Dr. Stan Waaaaaaahh!!! a.k.a. Rosco Clovis Holmes
Band Position: Guitar and Vocals
Marital Status: Single
Location: Joplin, MO
Date of birth: October 4, 1985
Weight: 135
Height: 5'8
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Dark brown
Hobbies: Doing stuff for the band, playing guitar, skating, BMXing, computer things, lifting heavy weights, writing songs and poetry, kicking ass at Ultimate Rat Screw and RSB-Squared
Likes: Punk, food, extreme sports, girls, and Big G
Dislikes: People that are uncouth, fascists, and capitalism
Turn-ons: Eyes, smile, voice, fantastic personality, hair
Turn-offs: Bitchy attitudes, possessiveness, uncleanliness
Last Words: Let's get rusty, guys.
Email: sk8birdhouse420@aol.com
Click HERE to see Stan's backside.


Full Name: Sean Michael Diller, a.k.a Thriller Diller
Band Position: Lead guitar, backup vocals
Marital Status: Single (I'm only 16, who comes up with these questions, anyway?)
Location: Warrenton, MO
Date of birth: July 24, 1985
Weight: 165
Height: 5'8
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Black
Hobbies: Playing bass, guitar, trumpet, soccer, football, ratscrew beyond belief, and talking about real dumb stuff with my friends.
Likes: Pizza, bananas, linkin park, fast cars, the rusty zippers, cake, and cake.
Dislikes: The staples in my carpet near the doors that i always step on in my bare feet, and that's about it.
Turn-ons: Long walks on the shore of the missouri river, sexy girls, and both combined.
Turn-offs: I don't know, i'm pretty easy to please.
Last Words: STOP THAT!! IT HURTS A LOT! I MIGHT DIE! YEAH I'M DEAD!
Email: seandiller@hotmail.com


Full Name: Denis Madison Agniel
Band Position: Lead vocals, moral support
Marital Status: Single as far as i can tell
Location: St. Louis, MO
Date of birth: January 1, 1985
Weight: 144
Height: 6'1
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Hobbies: Ultimate frisbee, rusty zippers - the best
band ever, and puppet governments in third world
countries
Likes: Gummy bears, girls, and Franky, my 86 nova
Dislikes: Sunburns, runny noses, and ignorant people
Turn-ons: Eyes, intelligence, a good sense of humor
Turn-offs: Inability to hold a conversation,
ignorance
Last Words: I sure hope these aren't my last words...
Email: sluh03@yahoo.com


Full Name: Raymond Asa Manis
Band Position: Getting a record deal. Oh, uh, singer.
Marital Status: Not good...
Location: Nowhere, Earth
Date of birth: August 4th, 1985
Weight: Too little
Height: Not enough
Eye color: Blue?
Hair color: Ugly blonde
Hobbies: Petting my pets, watching mtv, watching cartoons, basketball, baseball, cruising, girls,
swimming, vacationing, girls, math, science, young girl teachers, movies, computer games, girls, duke nukem, girls, and more girls. Hey what can I say? I like girls parties!
Likes: Girls, party, girls
Dislikes: Mean, stuck up, snobby, goofy - girls being shy
Turn-ons: Girls, sports, computer games, girls, MUSIC
Turn-offs: Mean, goofy girls; other stuff I cant think of
Last Words: I'm not done yet!
Email: ray_mansteak@yahoo.com


Full Name: Jennafer May Wells
Band Position: Vocals
Marital Status: Single
Location: Pittsburg, MO.
Date of birth: Halloween 1985.
Weight: Hmm...A lady never tells
Height: 5'4"
Eye color: It changes sporadically. Blueish green describes it the best.
Hair color: Dark Brown. At times black.
Hobbies: Singing, all art, softball, sleeping, being the co-empress and ULTIMATE #1 fan of the Rusty Zippers.
Likes: Gummy bears, cats, music.
Dislikes: People who state the obvious, harshness in general, and teachers who tell you too look up a word if you cannot spell it...I mean, what if it starts with a silent "z" or something?
Turn-ons: A sense of humour, kindness, outgoing, intelligence.
Turn-offs: Conceitedness. Liars.
Last Words: Goodbye.
Email: mutesongbird@hotmail.com
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